The first two miles were on a steady but gentle incline and I felt relaxed and strong...until I started hearing what sounded like a dog running up behind me. The first couple of times, I stopped and quickly turned, ready to shout at errant dog owners but there were no humans or canines to be seen. I became increasingly freaked out by this and my thoughts turned, as they do, to werewolves...after a half-mile of adrenaline fueled running (as though I could realistically outrun a werewolf but, hey, I wasn't thinking clearly), I realised that the sound was from the small bits of snow and ice that I was kicking up behind me with each step. I'd like to say that this made me laugh, but I was just relieved that I wasn't about to have my jugular ripped out.
I turned off the main path onto a new-to-me path that would take me downhill to another main path. It was a bit overgrown but looked passable until I got to the first rise; a muddy and water-logged concourse stretched before me but I thought that a REAL trail runner wouldn't be deterred by this so I sloshed onwards. I passed two crows in a burnt-out tree, both of whom were commenting on how ridiculous it was that I was trying to keep my shoes clean, but as they were just taking the piss and not behaving in a supernatural (i.e. scary) manner, I ignored them and carried on.
I ended up walking probably a quarter-mile of this section because it was SO muddy and SO flooded that I had no choice but to detour into the slightly less squishy woods to get around the worst of it. Still, I managed to run, jog, slide, and curse my way through enough mud to feel that I had accomplished something by the end of this section. And then it was a right turn onto another main path that would take me back to an uphill section leading back to the main path to the car. It should have been uneventful. It really should have.

By the time that I passed the dog walker, she had her two spaniels on their leads which was a good thing, as they both were leaping and snarling and barking as they stared down the hill past me. 'That's odd,' said the dog walker, 'they never behave like that.' No, not unless there are werewolves about...but I didn't say that, I just grimaced and huffity puffed my way to the top. It's everyone for themselves in the big dark woods.
No scary things accosted me on my way back to the car and I didn't hear any more odd sounds. That may be because I took off my neck buff when I got to the top of the hill as I had overheated (through fear, I'll have you know, and not because of lack of fitness), and maybe it was the buff rubbing against my jacket that was making the 'I'm coming to get you' noise. Maybe. But just in case, I think that I'll give that particular path a miss for a while.
I'll bet that REAL trail runners don't have to deal with things like this.